Went to visit a doc for the ever runny nose. Clinic: just opp tj, the one with the big green cross. Doc: 30-ish man.
Clinic was supposed to open at 6pm. Doc arrived late, at about 615 pm. Proceeded to take his own sweet time to saunter around the clinic and visit the toilet. Then exclaimed to nurse: I am going to put coupon! walked off. Came back ten minutes later. If i didn’t know better, i would have thought the carpark very far from clinic.
Doc then proceeded to left me completely bewildered, and somewhat convinced he was trying to lengthen my consultation time.
Doc: “What’s wrong?”
M: I have a runny nose. I have been sneezing since morning.
Doc: Ok. Anything else? fever? cough?
M: Nothing else.
Doc: Sure? Nothing else?
M: Er no.
D: Are you on any medication?
D: Are you expecting?
D: Are you pregnant?
M: I just said No!
D: Are you breastfeeding?
D: Ok, just have to make sure. Lets check your temperature.
When all is done (using the stethoscope, thermometer),
D: Ok. Is that all? Nothing else.
M: (in a fierce tone): NO.
D: Just to check, are you expecting?
Arrrggghhhh!!!! Is a runny nose a new symptom of pregnancy? Do i look pregnant? I dun understand! Duh!